Haryanvi Hit

Master:balko btao bijli kit te ave hai,

Appu:MAMA ke ghar te.

Master:kukar?

Appu: jib bhi bijli jave hai,

mera babu kahve h, salya ne fer kat di.

 

Budha:beta meri dur ki najar kamjor ho gi,

chasma lagana padega.

Appu:babu oo ke chimke hai?

Budha:suraj.

Appu:or kitni dur dekhega babu.

 

Appu:doctor meri lugai ne petrol pi liya,

ar uren paren bhajan lag rhi hai.

Pappu(doctor):koi bat nhi jib petrol khatam ho javega,

ruk javegi.

 

Chori-hai bhagwan,

Kise samajhdar aadmi te mera byah karwa de.

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti.

Samajhdar Aadmi kade byah e koni karda.

 

Appu:Bete dar na tu sher ki aulad hai.

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Son:haan babu class me master bhi nu e kave tha,

tu kise janwar ki aulad hai.

 

Babu: Arre appu tere result ka ke hoya?

Appu:oo master nu kahve hai k ibe 2-3 sal or lagenge.

Babu: sal toh che jitne marji lga de,

bus fail na hoiye kade.

 

lugai:bajar me jande hoye,

aaj toh tu kati madari lagan lag rhya hai.

Aadmi: jiske gel tere jisi bandari ho,

wo madari nhi toh ke D.C lagega.

 

ek balak paida honde he,

itna andhera Q kar rakya hai ?

Nurse:light koni?

Balak: oh

ib ki bar fer mera janam haryana me e ho gya.

 

(1) Santa apni premika se kheta hai,

hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,

hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,

aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye !

 

(2) Santa got a invitation of party,

Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only,

Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha !

 

(3) A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop

and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.

Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya !

 

(4) Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi chal rahi hai?

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi !

 

(5) Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekha hai !

 

(6) Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,

What To Do?

Banta - No Problem.

Just Imagine She Came Back !

 

(7) A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein,

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya !

 

(8) GOLU: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,

GOLU: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruff Free !

 

(9) American: In our country ,

marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female!!